Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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