think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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