he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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