I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I think your dad took our porno
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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