no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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