So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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