In the future we'll all be gay
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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