Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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