He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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