i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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