We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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