found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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