remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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