Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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