hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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