Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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