you have to choose: penises or morals?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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