you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
A bitchslap is in order.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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