Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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