the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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