ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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