Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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