But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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