you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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