True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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