im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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