Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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