More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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