Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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