went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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