i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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