So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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