Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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