I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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