remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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