I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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