he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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