Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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