Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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