Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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