Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
is it fun? or sober?
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