i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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