RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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