btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We left the knife in your bed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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