It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just gift wrapped bread.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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