"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
