Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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