Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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