It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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