White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
