Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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