When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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