look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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