he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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